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7. Holy Drama: Church Splits and Feuds - Jesus Facepalms! 1 Co 1:10–13



 


 
Now I plead with you, brethren, by the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that you all speak the same thing, and that there be no divisions among you, but that you be perfectly joined together in the same mind and in the same judgment. For it has been declared to me concerning you, my brethren, by those of Chloe’s household, that there are contentions among you. Now I say this, that each of you says, “I am of Paul,” or “I am of Apollos,” or “I am of Cephas,” or “I am of Christ.” Is Christ divided? Was Paul crucified for you? Or were you baptized in the name of Paul? (1 Co 1:10–13).

In our personal experiences, we have witnessed the unfortunate occurrence of church splits and personal feuds among members, resulting in Christ's name being dragged through the mud. These divisions within the body of believers are disheartening, as Christianity's foundation lies in love, unity, and the teachings of Christ. It is worth noting that division in the Church has existed since its early years, with some divisions rooted in legitimate differences of belief, such as the acceptance or rejection of the Messiah. Divisions among Christians are so damaging to the name of Christ that if we do not add humour to this discussion, we will surely cry.


Divisions in the Past & Present

Oh, the joyous world of church splits and feuds! It's like watching a holy soap opera unfold before our very eyes. Picture this: divinely dramatic disagreements that make the Kardashians look like amateurs. Jesus must be up there facepalming like, "Seriously, guys?"

Christianity is all about love, unity, and following Jesus' teachings. But boy, have we managed to make a mess of it. It's like trying to juggle flaming swords while walking on a tightrope. Not an easy feat, I tell you. Historically, we've had some epic breakups. The Great Schism of 1054 was like a celestial "it's not me, it's you" moment, separating the Eastern Orthodox Church from the Roman Catholic Church. Holy drama, Batman!

Then came the Protestant Reformation, a buffet of new denominations. Lutheranism, Calvinism, Anglicanism, you name it. It was a theological fiesta with a side of division. Can't resist splitting, can we? But wait, there's more! Protestantism couldn't stop itself from dividing further. It's like they thought, "Hey, let's keep splitting until we have a denomination for every person on the planet!" After all, a strong protestant work ethic makes all of them overachievers.

Now, let's fast-forward to the present. The Anglican Communion had a massive row over human sexuality and LGBTQ+ clergy ordination. It got so heated that they birthed the Anglican Church in North America. It's like their very own denominational baby shower. Mazel tov!

And who could forget the United Methodist Church? They got all tangled up over same-sex marriage and LGBTQ+ clergy ordination. It was like watching a holy tango gone wrong. They even had to propose a fancy-sounding "Protocol of Reconciliation and Grace through Separation." Talk about relationship drama on a divine level. Even the Presbyterians and Southern Baptists joined the party. They had divisions over theology, leadership, and social concerns. It's like they couldn't resist the temptation to create their own little theological clubs. Move over, book clubs, we have theological splinter groups now!


Is Christ divided?

The Corinthians had a delightful knack for division! It's like they turned church unity into a competitive sport. "Whose team are you on? Team Paul? Team Apollos? Or how about Team Jesus?" It was like a heavenly version of the Hunger Games, but with fewer arrows and more theological debates.

So, Paul steps in with his apostolic authority and gives the Corinthians a good talking-to. He's like, "Hey, you guys need to get your act together and start speaking the same language. And by that, I mean stop bickering and embrace some good ol' unity."

But what does Paul mean by "the same thing"? He’s not discussing the latest fashion trend or the best pizza toppings. No! He's talking about the core teachings of Christianity. You know, salvation through Jesus Christ and living as His faithful followers. It's like he's saying, "Come on, guys, let's focus on what matters and stop fussing about the small stuff."

Let's set the record straight before you think Paul is some power-hungry authority figure. He's not trying to establish himself as the ultimate truth police. He's not claiming to be the grand poobah of divine knowledge. No, no. Paul knows that the ultimate authority lies with God Himself. Jesus and the Holy Spirit are the real heavyweights here.

Paul's just trying to guide the Corinthians in the right direction. He's like that wise friend who's been there, done that, and has a few insights to share. Jesus handpicked him to spread the good news to the Gentiles, so his words carried some serious weight.

But let's not forget that the goal here is unity, not a cult of Paul-worshippers. Paul wants the Corinthians to come together, put aside their differences, and rally around the teachings of Christ. It's like he's saying, "Look, guys, we're all on the same team. Let's focus on what Jesus taught us and let the Holy Spirit work its magic."

The Corinthians needed to stop the "my apostle is better than your apostle" game and embrace the "let's all be on Team Jesus" mentality. It's about unity, common purpose, and following the teachings of Jesus. After all, Christ isn't divided, so why should His followers be?

The quest for unity and the mind of Christ! It's like trying to solve a puzzle without all the pieces. But fear not, my fellow comedians of faith, for I have some insights that will tickle your spiritual funny bone.

So, to speak the same thing and have the mind of Christ, we need to embrace humility like a stand-up comedian embraces awkward silence. It's all about valuing others, admitting that we're not the universe's center, and being open to learning from the diverse perspectives around us. Think of it as a comedy roast of our egos, where self-importance gets roasted to a crisp.

But it doesn't stop there, my friends! Humility is also about serving others, becoming master listeners, and putting their needs before ours. It's like we become selfless superheroes, using our powers of kindness, volunteering, and championing justice to save the day. Move over, Batman; it’s time for Humble Man to take the spotlight!


On a Personal Level

In our interactions, humility shines like a Broadway star. We step into the shoes of others, feeling their experiences and challenges. No more superiority complexes; it’s time for a performance worthy of an Oscar in Someone Else's Life. And when conflicts arise, humility takes center stage. We apologize, seek forgiveness, and become the stars of our own soap opera of self-reflection. Cue the dramatic music!

Let’s say goodbye to arrogance and pride: no more boastful monologues or one-person shows. Instead, we become the biggest fans of others, celebrating their achievements and cheering them on like a grand symphony of support. We’re at a comedy club where everyone gets a standing ovation, and nobody needs earplugs.

Imagine if leaders of every church embraced this comedic transformation! We'd witness a show like no other. Different denominations dance together in perfect harmony, doing the humility shuffle. They'd serve their communities with superhero-level selflessness, spreading joy and love like confetti. Conflicts would turn into comedy skits, with leaders juggling apologies and reconciliations like skilled performers. It would be a grand spectacle of unity, collaboration, and genuine care for others.

We might be dreamers, but we are not the only ones. This vision is within reach. By adopting the mind of Christ and letting humility take center stage, leaders can turn the church into a vibrant, united, and impactful force. So let the show begin, my friends, and let humility steal the spotlight!




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